In team fortress 2 the soldier comes ready to do damage with his rocket launcher. [after killing a Medic] Ooooh your gun shoots medicine! I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties! Soldier: [dominating any player, which means killing the same person four times in a row without being killed back by them] If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created *me*! Uh, not you, brain maggot. The Soldier, the game's resident patriot and pyromaniac, is known for his militaristic dialogue such as "Go for the eyes! I'm winning! ", "We will push until there is nothing left to push! We got that done faster than a knife-fight in a phone booth! If you can help us with this wiki please sign up and help us! Don't worry, boys! ", "I run on blood! Blutarch Mann: [RED team is close to winning] Blast! Soldier: to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat [The Soldier demonstrates by using the grenades, moving them in a walking motion. Later in 1968, the Soldier was hired into TF Industries., where he was assigned to one of two subsidiaries (RED or BLU respectively) as part of a longtime armed conflict between the two adversaries in what would become known as the "Gravel War"; this event is where much of Team Fortress 2 takes place. ", "Dear other team: please reach into your ass and give me my foot back! "The natural enemy of the robot is hippies! I have an eagle head right now. Where it belongs! Don't you die on me, brain maggot! And you're, uh and you're doing that. Redmond Mann: You there! Demoman | I got to go rig an election with Quebec. I am surprised at that. Yeah, it's mine. Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting. Noooooooooooo! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more [Soldier pokes a recruits' helmet] about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. That's all I do. Oh! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/TeamFortress2. Scout: [after destroying an Engineer's dispenser, sentry, or teleporter] I broke your stupid crap, moron! Spy: [if caught on fire] I appear to have burst into flames. Don't know what you're thinking, but that's my view. That just means everybody loses! TF2 Quotes (also known as Team Fortress 2 Quotes) are a selection of quotes from the game, Team Fortress 2. ", "All gave some! Rainbows make me cry! Awoo-ooh! Im gonna headbutt ya! Of literature. Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads. Ap-Sap: Just throwing this out there, um - perhaps skip the hacking entirely. All rights reserved. Pyro: [Rocket hits Pyro, who is gibbed.] Administrator: [briefcase dropped] The enemy has dropped our intelligence. Beat that wizard, huh? Hey, you guys. Soldier Voice Lines Basics Explained, H3Vtux 196K subscribers 968K views 5 years ago Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/H3Vtux All of the Soldier's voice lines from Team Fortress 2! How do you like this island? Due to German censorship laws, the German version replaces the blood and gore with a black liquid (most likely oil) and miscellaneous items (rubber ducks, springs, etc.) You maggots stink and that's why we won! "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.". ", "DOMINATED!" Role: Offense. Redmond Mann: [Redmond's body, in the BLU cart, has almost reached the final checkpoint] Good gravel! Engineer: [after one of his automated sentry guns blows away an enemy] Another satisfied customer! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Yeah, he down here. All you have to do is push a haunted corpse on a railcart into a gaping hell-mouth! When the wall between worlds grows thin! It spawned a multimedia franchise that includes comics and short films. ", "I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts. If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me. Do you understand that? Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my beloved battlefield! Like Robin Hood or something! Let me get real with you for a minute. Redmond Mann: The Witching Hour! I am a robot, I don't understand anything! I killed the bloody Loch Ness Monster! This is why I got into the Devil business. ", "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster. It was really over, I thought. ", "If I have to crack some skulls, I will. Thats intimidating. Waterfront property. Everything above your neck is going to be a. [normal] Why don't *you* push? Soldier (TF2) Spy: I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen. ", "We give up, Merasmus! ", "You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets! I hate ghosts so. I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven! Rick May (Richard J. ", "Someone jumps at me, they're hitting the ground in pieces! Soldier: Stand on the point! I've got to sweat the small stuff. Holy crap, it's you guys! ", "Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them. [building is destroyed] Done! Thanks! Stop what you're doing! Bombinomicon: Holy crap, it's you guys! Heavy | ", "Merasmus! "I am not trapped in a facility full of robots. Goodreads helps you follow your favorite authors. ", "You worthless lady-bots get back here and fight! Whatever he's praying to you for, I'll double it. If they get that bomb to the hatchway, we're all done for! Zepheniah Mann: [referring to another sibling of the brothers] Gray is still my favorite though. I'm about to start hacking! Administrator: I won't single any one of you out. Bombinomicon: Man, you guys got some nice souls. "Wanna see a magic trick? He's choking on a bottle of moldy deer poop. Ey, it's pretty nice. Oh my God, they're shooting at us! 'Cause I was reading the books. Medic: [dark voice] Do you ever think you might be going mad? Despite being xenophobic, the BLU Soldier used to be good friends with RED Demoman. When you get the urge. Hasta gazpacho! ", "You just got your Frenchie ass dominated. "What's that, brain maggot? The enemy has taken our intelligence! You are all trapped in here with me! Simon: You'll have plenty of time to fight Dracula in Hell, hippie! The Rocket Launcher however keeps its notable trait of dealing splash damage, although the damage is generally less than that of a direct hit. And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Soldier: "Then, he used his fight money [The Soldier unhooks two grenades from his belt, one in each hand.]. Scout: [after killing a Demoman] Depth perception pal, look into it! I do not know where I am! Bombinomicon: Hey, it's you guys! Administrator: America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co. has provided the fuel. ", "I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe!". Never anger a magician! This page was last edited on 7 November 2021, at 06:58. Just go straight to the stabbing! https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Team_Fortress_2&oldid=3267113. [normal] I'm of two minds about this. The capture point which BLU is defending in the video is normally RED's final capture point on Granary; under normal circumstances, BLU cannot hold this capture point during a round in-game. [after killing a Heavy] I am owning you, you fat bald, fatty fat! ], Soldier: and then he beat the crap out of every single one. ", "My foot will transform into a foot - with your ass wrapped around it! No clumps of hair, nothin'. During this event, the Soldier was awarded several detinguished medals, all of which he had designed himself. Bombinomicon: Guys, guys guys guys. Never complain, never explain, aim for the brain. Tough, durable and well-armed, he's versatile, capable on both offense and defense, and a great starter class to get familiar with the game. ", "You are ten pounds of ghost crap in a five-pound dress! Okay, now fight to the death. [Quietly] "It's just a metaphor, brain maggot. Soldiers Chance Inspirational God Military Obsessions Navy Wife Marine Wife Army Wife Military Wife Troops Support Being Strong Love Military Wife Marine Wife Holding On Letting Go Limits. Wars like WW2/World War 2, Civil War, World War 1/WW1 and more? Showing 1 - 15 of 209 comments. See dis butt! The Soldier is well known for his spectacular rocket jump. Show more. Redmond Mann: [Blutarch laughs to himself] What's so funny, brother? The both of us. Ap-Sap: [idle responses] [pages turning] Hmm. This is mental. Eat my butt! Dominating a Soldier "Dominated, hippie, get a job!" "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie!" "You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!" "What's the matter, hippie? Is this live rounds? [chuckles] You know what it's like, you know? [normal voice] Oh, shut up! Ap-Sap: Let me tell you where I am right now: I am of the view of running away in the other direction. Okay, I'm back. Now I just need nine more. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings! It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. men, here are the facts as i understand them. Administrator: Friendships are in direct contravention of mercenary conduct as delineated in your contracts; and on a personal note: I am very, very, disappointed with you. Go about your business! 48 Best Tf2 Quotes "It's time to let loose the hounds of justice!" - Soldier "I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do isn't very nice." - Scout "Faster than lightning, more powerful than a locomotive!" - Scout "It's time to bring the pain!" - Soldier "I'm gonna make ya famous!" - Scout Soldier is talking to a line of people wearing helmets if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight sun tzu said that and i d say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. ", "Never forget; always remember. And instead of chess pieces, there's just brave blood-hungry sons-of-bitches who love war! The word "Soldier" below refers to the protagonist, a RED Soldier. Now eat the floor and give me twenty! I am here to take American jobs! Just be solid already. Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands! #1. Administrator: Gentlemen, with our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars! Mann Up Mode activated! Quotes For Aunt 2023Privacy PolicyTerms of UseWrite for MeContact, 38 Wondrously Hilarious Welcome to Night Vale Quotes, 58 Inspirational Tool Quotes to Empower You, 35 No I in Team Quotes to Inspire Collaboration, 63 Heart-Wrenching Soul Hurts Quotes Quotes, 62 Hilarious Jewish Quotes to Brighten Your Day, Explore 42 Home Sick Quotes to Help You Feel Better, 45 LDS Mother Quotes: Inspirational Sayings to Honor Mothers Everywhere. Go crazy nuts. [Sotto voce] "Call me later, we can talk about our day. Demoman And Soldier Weather By Kgbigelow On Deviantart Team Fortress 2 Team Fortress 3 Team Fortess 2. We are Americans! You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! Heavy has tiny bird head! ", "This point is mine! No clumps of hair, nothin. ", "Son, you are a disgrace to the afterlife. ", "This is not a camping trip, Sheila; this is, "You will not turn my battlefield into a campground. ", "I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up! You are nothin' but a buncha' cowards! Engineer: [after an enemy gets shot by his automated sentry gun] I told you, don't touch that darn thing! And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth! By the great seal of the United States of, "Pay no attention to the top of this man's head! "Owh! You'll never hit me! https://www.quotes.net/movies/team_fortress_2_143395, https://www.quotes.net/movies/team_fortress_2_quotes_143395. Now come on out so we can. (Redmond Mann) | Blutarch Mann: [RED team is in the lead] Drag your knuckles to that cart, you thick-browed member of the servant class! ", "You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor., Then (Sun Tzu) used his fighting money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one.. Hey! Hey, pow zoop. In the final scene, the decapitated Spy head is missing a tooth, meaning that this is the head of the earlier Spy that the Soldier hit in the face with his Shovel. I won't lie to you: you're going to die! I am going to pull a rabbit out of your ass! For the older class in TFC, see Soldier (Classic). ", "If there is one thing I hate more than losing, it is tying! Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. The bird head is pure agony! Team Fortress 2 components nine playable classes, fairly split and organized into "Offense", "Watchman", and "Support". Those include the voice lines for the Soldier in Team Fortress 2 (As well as the Meet the Soldier and Expiration Date shorts), Peppy Hare and Andross in the 1997 video game Star Fox 64 and Dr. M in the 2005 game Sly 3 . We killed everybody and, The TF2 website, summing up the history of the game. By uh Dickens. Scout: [after killing an Engineer] Here's something you shoulda built: a not dyin' machine. Buff Banner Gunboats . Rick may the voice actor for tf2 s soldier recently passed away. "May I borrow your earpiece? Quotes.net. Tweet tweet tweet! () Unless it's a farm!The Soldier. Which isn't off the table, by the way. [after destroying an Engineers dispenser, sentry, or teleporter] I broke your stupid crap, moron! I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. You'll be needin' another use for that neck. Redmond Mann: My mercs? Let's go introduce you to some skulls. Okay. ", "You are going down, you spell-casting maggot! I gotta close up Hell. [Quietly] "Oop, sorry, brain maggot. Pages being turned. Soldier: [Soldier is talking to a line of people wearing helmets] "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. ", "Your white flag does not stop American bullets. Whether you are a fan or a casual observer, the memorable quotes from Team Fortress 2 are sure to bring a smile to your face. Pain is weakness leaving the body!The Soldier. As charming and cunning as he is, the Spy has the most creative, the . Administrator: Oh no. Team Fortress 2 components nine playable classes, fairly split and organized into Offense, Watchman, and Support. Blutarch Mann: What the gravel is happening down there? Blutarch Mann: Oh, I'm just thinking about all the gravel I'll have when you're gone. I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you! He can also substitute it for a backpack called the Buff Banner, which will build rage as the Soldier deals damage to enemy mercenaries, and when fully charged, will allow the Soldier to literally blow his own horn and buff himself and nearby teammates with temporary guaranteed mini-crits. Less work for me. ", "I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses! Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass! Over!'". Man vs. Sentry? They're shooting at us! "Hello, Miss Pauling! Sun Tzu said that, and I say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it! Other team! According to ts2 stans the soldier class has proved to be one of the less effective character classes in the game they tend to require the medic s help far too often. With me. You know, looks like that's what you're doing anyway, right? Cross the bridge to Hell Island! ", "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game. [Singing] Oh, say, can you see, that we lost the first game! ", "This is not a robot tea party, sparkbags, this is robot war! Scout: Yeah, why don't ya come over and say that to my face, tough guy? Spy, -Welcome to the Hero/Protagonist wiki! Unnamed mother (deceased)Zhanna (Girlfriend), PyroDemomanHeavyEngineerMedicSniperSpyMiss PaulingSaxton Hale, The AdministratorMerasmusMonoculusThe Horseless Headless HorsemannRobotsZombies. Most referenced quote- "If God wanted you to live he would of not created me!"-Soldier Top class for quotes is still dominated by Soldier, with Merasmus being the best NPC Last edited by TheHaloking31 ; Jun 8, 2014 @ 12:19pm ", [The Soldier runs up to the Sentry gun and rocket jumps onto a pipe, both destroying the Sentry and killing the Engineer in the process. ", "Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!" And - and ability. Cmon make us both happy. Ah, there's a password. Administrator: [all six players die] How could you *all* die at once? ", "Of course we won! ", "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best. Scout: [dominating a sniper] Look at this, just caved in your skull, my bat's still dry. Bombinomicon: Okay, good stuff, now get out of here you knuckleheads! Soldier is talking to a line of people wearing helmets if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight sun tzu said that and i d say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. Soldier! Valve Corporation. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. ", "Are you all trying for a Section Eight? Love a bit of stabbing. Sorry! -M-NUva. Logic . Blutarch Mann: How do you like those ghostly apples, Redmond? Soldier Tf2 Quotes & Sayings . Redmond Mann: [Payload race lost] No! Medic: [dark voice] Redrum, redrum [normal voice] Red? The games characters are often quoted in various situations and it is clear that the game has left a lasting impression on popular culture. Heavy: [When the payload starts to roll backwards] Other team has cart! You can search for multiple words at the same time and after selecting the rows, get a summary of each file you need to do your sentence mixing. If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created. ", "Son, whatever third-world stink pile you actually live in, today you are an American! Get some gifts and get out of here you nuts. Bombinomicon: [the Bombinomicon, a detonating book, speaks to players when Merasmus unleashes him] Ey, buddy! You're starving? () Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! Quotes are added by the Goodreads community and are not verified by Goodreads. He was voiced by the late Rick May, with Nolan North giving one brief line in "Expiration Date". There you are! I'm at a campfire with Soldier, Salty Pete, Pepper Pot Pete, and Perry Pepper Pants, and Peter Poopy-Toots. (Blutarch Mann) | ], [Cut to the Soldier, drilling what appears to be a line of recruits. Yeah, I'm hungry too. The Soldier jumps downward, firing a Critical rocket that lands just before he does. Pyro: [Rocket hits Pyro, who is gibbed.] Heavy: [wearing a Halloween costume of fake fairy wings, a tiara, and a ballerina tutu, one of a few lines triggered with this costume on] Everyone! Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff. The Heavy is laughing gleefully. Soldier: [with an eagle head replacement item] Dominated, Candypants. Where - where're we going now, by the way? And I am most proud of, "Let's kick this robot's ass back to the Bronze Age!". I love this job. Scout: [getting a lot of height with double or triple jumps] Hey I can see my base from here! I might crawl in there myself! In it, Players join one of two teamsRED and BLUand choose one of nine character classes to play as in game modes such as capture the flag and king of the hill. What do I need with it? "Ow!" [Cut to BLU Demoman taking a drink, also getting blown up by a . Pow zoop! ", "Merasmus! Hold on. There, the Soldier taught himself how to use various weapons before beginning a "Nazi killing spree". Media in category soldier robot audio responses the following 200 files are in this category out of 304 total. ], Heavy: "Pow!" Ap-Sap: [as a device the Spy can hold to sap energy from Engineer buildings, the Ap-Sap is always with the Spy, and if fired upon while out, he responds] Is that gunfire? The Medic's head falls off the gate. Princess Peach (The Super Mario Bros. Movie), Donkey Kong (The Super Mario Bros. Movie), Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. "Men, these are the facts as I understand them: "Let's get one thing straight: you are all pretty unicorns, but, "I am a unicorn! Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? ", "DOMINATED!" Tell you what, on the count of three, let's both apologize and go to heaven. Some men gave more than some. Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? Welcome to Hell! ", "Hasta la vista! So have you guys been doing? Team Fortress 2 - Soldier. Pop quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? Oh, sorry. Soldier has become infamous as several memes, including as TF2 freak Painis Cupcake. Show more. that line was provided by Nolan North as Rick May at the time had throat cancer. Think About Sensible haircuts! We are the best! In addition to ammunition this dad bod brute is capable of reaching great heights by jumping while firing a rocket at the ground. [typing sounds, buzzer sound] No! RED team! via RAGEPANDDEMOMAN. [counts on his fingers while talking to the camera] Grass grows, birds fly, the sun shines, and brother? Here lies Scout--he ran fast, and died a virgin. Never speak of this. Blutarch Mann: Keep fighting! I got a freakin, such a tiny little head! ", "This is my world. If you're alive, can you say something? Scout: [after killing an Engineer] Here's a schematic for ya: MY ASS. ", "You kids today don't know how to dominate. One, two, three. Bombinomicon: Okay, let's go guys! ], RED Scout: (Behind cover) "Sentry up there! I like my enemies like I like my wines: I let them breathe, for a moment. Poopy Joe, taken too soon. I'm talking to the mercs! Bayonetta: You're lucky this wasn't a water gun, witchy! The Soldieris a crazed patriot from America's heartland in Team Fortress 2. two, my mane is lustrous and fragrant and catches the wind perfectly! It didn't work. BLU team! ", "Drop your socks and grab your socks, boys! Zepheniah Mann: [as a ghost watching what's happening] You did great, son. ", Tonight your ass is gonna be visited by three ghosts, my boot, my other boot, and a ghost. Medic: [wearing the "Second Opinion"] Do you ever worry you might be going mad? I don't know how to lose. ", "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!" ], Soldier: [Laughs to himself] "And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'! Medic: The healing leaves little time for the hurting. Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Jump around, so I know you're okay! The second pickaxe is called the Escape Plan, and allows the Soldier to run faster as he takes more damage, allowing him to run faster than even the Scout when he is nearly dead;on the downside however, it marks him for death (instant mini-crits) while wielding it. Do you have any idea what ungodly sum I'm paying you vagrants to push a corpse a hundred feet? Im gonna headbutt ya! Medic: I healed the man who will kill you. ", Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Soldier_responses&oldid=3388818, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. In defiance of all good sense and judgment, the Soldier can detonate a rocket at his feet and launch himself skyward at the cost of some health. ", "Go back to Calgary, ya cow-herdin' Canadian! I'm already ablaze with passion, "Get a haircut, hippie! I'm gonna headbutt ya! [dark voice] This is *your* fault. Merasmus, I hate you! Without them, we wouldn't exist. Eat it! ", "We won the battle, now let's win the war! 30 Best tf2 quotes: scout, soldier,spy, sniper,heavy. So uh, so I'm not a moron. This is Blutarch Mann speaking! By Soldier needs a Home, Merasmus had enough, and kicked him out of his castle. Okay! You are all bleeders. Spy: Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly. Bombinomicon: [various lines upon players entering Hell on the Helltower map] Hey, welcome to Hell! Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America), https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3c/Cm_soldier_summary_callout_04.mp3. But dammit, we took it, didn't we? The BLU Sniper Gaming Heads is proud to introduce the fourth in our 12 inch Team Fortress 2 line, the Sniper! ", "DOMINATED!" ", "That was close. ", "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants! [chuckles slightly]. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Not willing to give up, he eventually bought himself a ticket to Europe, and traveled to Poland. Damn you Blutarch! Good choice, buddy. I am more proud of, "I have been awarded the Purple Heart, the Orange Star, the Green Clover, the Blue Diamond, and the Big Golden Army Ball of Bravery! 'Cause all I do is carry! 18 Apr. [after killing a Sniper] Youll never hit me! Go run at that wizard. Ap-Sap: [the Spy places the Ap-Sap on an enemy Engineer's building] Well done! Ap-Sap: [if the Spy dies while the Ap-Sap is out] You know what? Together with the Heavy and Miss Pauling, they infiltrate the base, where they witness the unveiling of Gray Mann's newest weapon to takeover Mann Co.: the Mecha Engineer. I just got that. And uh um others. Scout: [after killing a Heavy] I am owning you, you fat bald, fatty fat fat! ", "Can one of you look at the top of my head? The Soldier participated in the event until 1971 when Gray Mann assassinated Redmond and Blutrach to gain control of RED and BLU. "Scotland is not a real country! I could've swore that was it! Being xenophobic and jingoistic, he carries an extreme hatred of foreigners (especially French and Scottish people) and hippies. ", [Whispered] "This is what the President must feel like all the time! Medic: [with a dove head replacement resembling his pet bird Archimedes] I AM ARCHIMEDES! [dominating a sniper] Look at this, just caved in your skull, my bats still dry. That's gonna look real nice on your head. All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs! If winning's good enough for, "[Singing] I love to win, by the dawn's early light! Heavy: [after eating sandvich] Don't run! It's so tiny! They've got a job! 140 notes Aug 22nd, 2022. Medic's showing me how to sew a heart inside of another heart and pump them full of radiation. Redmond Mann: [RED team is winning] Yes! It's the taking part that counts. I was built to scare you! Thank you from GameBanana 3 Scout: [after killing a Sniper] You'll never hit me! But every month we have large bills Please consider unblocking us. Got anything funny to say about that funny man? ", "You have grit, you have valor, and now you have proof! Ap-Sap: Um, couldn't help but notice, when I was in your pocket, that you've, uh - you've got a knife. ", "Any man comes at me airborne, I am turning into a meat cloud! Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Like all ladies. And instead of chess pieces, there's just brave blood-hungry sons-of-bitches who love war! The BLU Medic's neck bone is replaced with a spring. It's me, the bomb book, from last year! All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. C'mon make us both happy! MY best sport is killing monarch maggots like you! Soldier: [to the Demo] Scotland is not a real country! Bombinomicon: Let me tell you, you guys are like the Tom Jones of tearing a dude's face off. ", "You can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Youll never hit my tiny head! Showing search results for "Soldier Tf2" sorted by relevance. "Dominated! Let's put those two together and make history! They are often used to provide comic relief, or to express the games theme of teamwork. Very nice choice. Much. 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