Happy Birthday! ", "Smart, good looking, and funny! Youre one year closer to getting a senior citizens discount at the movies. You could crack a joke thats inappropriate for the situation. I would bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven., 160. Just think about that for a second. Congratulations, friend! Prepare for some of the most creative and funny happy birthday wishes. I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday., 33. Finally, here are some miscellaneous birthday wishes to put a smile on someones face. Happy Birthday!, 180. Follow These Steps: We also have Birthday Ecards, when you need a card ASAP. Its your birthday and I think its the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. 5. Celebrate the beautiful & funny birthday with special wishes!, 216. "Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!" 4. Warm regards to your knees. You could offend someone whos sensitive about their age. And thats because the word you is in youth. ", "I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. Make your friends laugh on their birthday by sending a funny birthday message. Thats really saying something. Love you, my ancient friend!, 268. On this special day, I ask that you make yourself a promise to do all that you can in life. Nothing lights up my world more than you! Happy birthday!, 136. Im so sorry youve reached an age where pop culture marketers are no longer targeting you., 19. Happy Birthday. So, this year, lets go ever crazier! Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday, friend! Congratulations! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Your grease never gets in the way of my love for you hehe. Happy Birthday. From one old fart to another - happy birthday! ", "If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you. Congratulations on being born a really long time ago., 44. 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I know exactly what Im going to get you next year: a bigger cake to fit all of those candles., 230. We carry over 1,000 funny birthday cards from dozens of leading card brands like Avanti, Nobleworks, Recycled Paper Greetings and Oatmeal Studios. Did I get your attention yet? Happy birthday! They cant remember that far back! Funny Birthday Wishes Sharing a laugh in a funny birthday card is a great way to personalize a card for someone you know well. LOL!, 197. ", "Happy birthday! Memes are a lighthearted and creative way to greet your closest friends and family on their birthday. I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack. ", "Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! Well, thats one more year of existence down the tubes. Youre so lucky that you dont have to endure an office birthday party., 62. Congratulations dad for another year of life! Happy birthday!, 147. Happy birthday, friend! He could probably tell you that he has never been this old before so he doesn't know how he is supposed to act! The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. Some people age gracefully, then there's you. 20. 29 Impressive Cakes Created By French Artist Emilie Tosello. Happy birthday, bro! So no matter if you are looking for a quick and snappy one-liner happy birthday pun to use in a card for your friend, girlfriend/boyfriend, or family member, or you want to comment on their b-day pics with a punny birthday saying, youll love these 100 best happy birthday puns we came up with. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday to a guy whos witty, manly, handsome and reminds me a lot of myself! Its your birthday! Happy birthday anyway!, 109. Wishing my sauciest friend an A1 birthday. Happy birthday to someone who is so old and lonely, they could be the subject of a spooky Halloween ghost story., 68. Because I always have to tell a bunch of lies. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. Happy birthday!, 148. Thats my present to you my presence. You are lucky I made all the mistakes for you first, dear sister. Happy belated birthday, from your favorite niece. Youre at that age where youre old enough to know better, but youre still young enough to do it anyway. You belong in the zoo! You got this bro! Its a ghost hug! Just another year and another wrinkle on the ol' nutsack. I never make any joke that is related to age. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. A birthday wish for daughters from dad: Roses are red, violets are blue, I am one proud happy papa, to have a daughter like you! A wise man once said, "Forget about your past - you cannot change it." I'd like to add: "Forget about your present - I didn't get you one." Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart, funny, and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities. Enjoy . Happy birthday! Happy birthday my old friend! Love, your son. Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. ", "Happy birthday, Dude! FunnyPhotoHoliday & SeasonalCuteCoolBirthdayVintageDisneyHarry PotterSesame Street Join Our Tee Party! 3. You are the sweetest man I have ever met. Happy Birthday!, 176. Grandpas usually have a great sense of humor. Happy Birthday! We wish you a birthday as wonderful as you are! Im not saying youre old, but if you were milk Id sniff you before pouring you on my cereal. Ill wait. ", "Out of all the men born on this day, I like you the best! Okay, maybe a little bit. ", "The secret to staying young is make up Make up an age, then stick with it! Its an art to be frugal while being rich . Thats what your relatives are for., 108. For the 20th, 116. Happy birthday, cousin!, 242. Happy birthday to my number one! May this new year of your life bring you closer to your dreams and aspirations. Happy, happy birthday! Lets go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people., 4. Your father is the most important man in your life, so you have the responsibility to wish him uniquely. 57. On your birthday, I want you to remember that its not this day that makes you old; its the 364 other days in the year. Don't try to count the candles anymore because you have come a long way. Happy birthday, dad! 30. 2) pass the blame. ", "Wow, look at you growing up and having birthdays! I hope you dont mind, but I re-wrapped the gift you gave me last year. We respect your privacy. Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday and point out that you are older than dirt. I hope you enjoy those senior citizen discounts. Okay, jokes aside, today we're here with a concern that millions of people have every day: "What do I wish a friend who already has everything in life, aka me?" Here are some funny birthday wishes for a lady. Happy birthday! "Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest." 3. Hoping your birthday doesnt lead to a barf-day. ", "Happy birthday! Happy birthday. Happy birthday, friend. Happy birthday! ", "Happy birthday to a woman who never ceases to amaze me. Happy birthday, cousin!, 233. That was NOT COOL. Happy Birthday! Some only dream of cake. These funny birthday wishes will make you smile. Never let anyone tell you that youre old especially if you can actually hear them say it without even having to read their lips., 125. Happy belated birthday! 8. ", "Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Happy Birthday! Indeed, it's the friendliest way to say "Happy Birthday.". Happy birthday to a friend Im pretty sure I would jump in front of a couple trains for., 254. Poetry congratulates the most humorous humorous birthday Today is your birthday. I totally would have remembered without Facebooks help. Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old. The best boyfriend ever deserves the best birthday ever! Happy birthday! And so would I. Its why we click so well. Happy Birthday! Of course, getting up the next morning may be a problem. Happy birthday! Famous Funny Birthday Quotes I will never be an old man. Happy birthday! ", "I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. Wait, it's not? Happy birthday, friend. (Closed). Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious? Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday buddy. I am giving you what you have given me everyday, trouble and sarcasm, happy birthday. Happy birthday!, 97. You only look as old as the last selfie you took. A few years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. On your birthday Im going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age., 7. I cant help but smile when I think of you and all the hells you put me through as a kid. I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming. Yea right - and jail is just a room!". Happy birthday, dad. Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. ", "A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. Happy Birthday! ", "Turns out the right mask can make your special day a lot more fun. Add one of our 80 funny birthday wishes to your loved one's birthday card and make their day a little happier. Make fun of them as you raise . Treat me! Stay safe., 149. Happy Birthday! ", "May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Hey there! I hope you have an unbe-leak-able birthday! Heres to another year of laughing at our own jokes, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other sane! Happy birthday! 9. To help you avoid those perils, weve put together this gigantic list of funny birthday wishes. "Happy Birthday! No, youre not getting older. Happy birthday!, 122. Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more often than you do. Happy birthday! So, I am not telling you. "Celebrate your journey of life." Lailah Gifty Akita. Wow. Its a good deal., 132. I didnt get you a gift or a card, but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media. Let me help you cousin. Happy birthday to you! You and I both know that youve been a brat since we were kids, but Im not going to mention that today. Great collection of at least 138 of the best funny birthday wishes poems to write in a funny birthday card for that special friend or family member who enjoys humor. Oh man thats like, dead in dog years., 32. You, my friend, must be a Picasso or a Rembrandt., 247. One more year of warming your butt on my couch. I have one for your birthday: Why dont skeletons fight each other? Share the best GIFs now >>> 4) Repeat until youve had a Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! One day Ill repay you for all the headaches youve given me, but Ill start that project tomorrow. Happy Birthday Wishes Here are some laughable birthday needs that target drinking and alternative indulgences. Were so glad we can count you among the living for another year., 61. ", "Thanks for being older and wiser and letting me know when to expect grey hair and wrinkles. May God bless you on your 75th birthday. ", "Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years Wonder where your car is parked? May your birthday be filled with fun, laughter, and joy! Love you. Right? You rock! Just because youre old doesnt mean you wont still be doing dumb stuff. Happy birthday!, 173. Happy birthday!, 127. Happy birthday!, 128. On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. I sincerely hope that you dont take this early birthday message as a sign that you might not make it., 27. 3) Have hot sex. There are so many candles on your birthday cake NASA can see it from space., 144. Wishing you health, happiness, and success on your special day and always. You cant feel it, but it is definitely there! Sister! 67. Happy birthday!, 40. You may have turned 50 but you only look like 49 and a half years old. 1. ", "Older? Enjoy your birthday old balls! They say that only the good die young. May you live to be so old that you frighten small children unintentionally., 236. Happy birthday!". For your birthday, I got you three wishes from a magical genie! Not sure what to say? Thanks for doing everything wrong first., 189. I always get emotional on my birthday. sorry about that. Sister! Because theyre really good at it. Haha, Im laughing about them now but seriously, did you steal my legos that one time. Were such a great match because you hate celebrating your birthday, and Im just too darn lazy to plan anything., 55. 95. I might not have messaged you until after the fact, but I hope my favorite uncle had a happy late birthday. How does it feel to be REDACTED years old? In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished! If I were you, Id be concerned about my birthday. Happy Birthday, man! Youre welcome. Hey beautiful! You are always loved sweetheart. Happy Birthday. Sister! Just because youre older doesnt mean you cant party all you want on your birthday. Happy birthday! Bob Hope Birthday After 30, a body has a mind of its own. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday, friend! AllWording.com is your source of wording ideas for all of life's occasions. My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesnt mean youve become any wiser., 266. Happy birthday old-timer! Just FYI, my gift to you would be the hell lot of candles I had to buy to match your age. Happy Birthday! Use them as greeting card birthday wishes, birthday SMSs, or in a birthday speech. This is the oldest Ive ever seen you. Happy birthday!, 263. Happy birthday cousin! Happy birthday! You're pretty dino-mite. im using this in sept, when my saya turns 17, "A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. I am laughing out loud as of now. I donut know what I would do without you. Youll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Hope you birthday is amazing as you are my best friend! It will match your age! I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arriving tomorrow. You know what they say: its better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. For a different type of birthday wish for a woman in your life, see these Happy Birthday, beautiful messages. Another birthday? We have millions of members all over the world., 9. Thank you for being my best friend. I remember how you ate my share of cake on my birthday. 2) Get drunk. In my book, more cake is always a good thing., 249. 1. Happy birthday! Just keep in mind that It was my birthday is not an actual legal defense. 2. Sending birthday wishes to someone who can still pass for a non-embarrassing age., 73. Wishing a happy birthday to someone I can only assume was still around when America relied on bayonets and horses., 156. Happy birthday! Happy birthday to someone whos age has finally surpassed their number of Twitter followers., 64. Its your birthday! If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas! So stay alert and have a very happy birthday, dear sister! Happy birthday! Happy 75th birthday. If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Unfortunately, I couldnt get my hands on a stone tablet or some ancient papyrus. Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party! Happy birthday! At your age, getting lucky means being able to find your car in a parking lot., 228. ", "If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent! Thats how much you mean to me bro. Get it? Happy birthday!, 102. I know that Ive been a role model to you for your entire life, so on your birthday I just want to say, Youre welcome. Happy Birthday, brother!, 163. #1 My special funny birthday wishes to you!, 205. That said, using humor to wish someone a happy birthday comes with certain pitfalls. Youve now reached an age where its no longer appropriate to claim youre 29., 83. Happy birthday! Funny Happy Birthday Wishes. Happy Birthday!, 187. I'm so grateful for your friendship. ", "Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! Thanks for being such a great history teacher! I hope your birthday cake is sugar-free. ", "Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. Here we share funny wishes for friends, sister, brother, Dad, husband, boyfriend, and Girlfriend. Even though youre far away, you will always be close to my heart. Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! ", "Happy birthday to a guy who still isnt showing his age And definitely not acting it.". 5 - Well researched, answered all my questions. Whether it is your best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss, colleague, mom or dad - their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes. If she's not writing, she's probably hitting legs at the gym or reading something from classic Russian literature. For your special day I made you a cake. You know, when I turned two, I panicked because in one year, I doubled my age. Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out., 39. ", "Happiest of birthdays to she she to my Nanigans! Youre going to need a bigger cake or smaller candles! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I mightve wet my pants! Happy birthday!, 2. Whenever I hear the word youth, I always think of you cousin. Make yours a double. ", "Happy Birthday from one fabulous gal to another! 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