Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! HAROLD: Lets not be rash, darling. Daycare or dragon-guarded castle?! Categories It is loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, and somewhat serves as a parody film, targeting other films adapted . Shrek runs up to Fiona. I look any different? An audience gathered out on the ballroom floor cheers as Charming waves. From behind him, Godmother's carriage floats up to the balcony and Godmother opens the door. Track listing All tracks written by Harry Gregson-Williams. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! Tell the truth, will I ever play the violin again? Its for the best. Puss and Donkey start singing "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin. FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! SHREK: Good! Lots and lots of flour. Captain Hook plays the piano and sings. Main Page; All Pages; Community; Interactive Maps; Recent Blog Posts; Wiki Content. At the desk sits an elf writing into a book. SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! Mongo starts to pull down the drawbridge. Shrek and Puss laugh. DONKEY: Oh yeah, right, Im sure a nice BM is the perfect solution for marital problems! He is wearing noble clothes that somewhat resemble Shrek's usual getup. Chemicals are poured into giant vats. I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. Donkey walks over to a fish bowl. Is that you? Donkey and Puss follow him. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss reach the end of the room and jump onto the catwalk. DONKEY: It looks like you most certainly am are! Help me, please! We are not going! Two knights seize Shrek and three more point their crossbows at him. GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? Well I guess youd better be going. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Im going! I dont want to die! Donkey rears back and falls to the floor unconscious. Come here. But Shrek had this thing he had to do and uh--. Puss is climbing all over Shrek's body and gets into his clothes. Whether your parents like it or not I am an ogre! And it was destiny that his kiss CHARMING: would break the dreaded curse. SHREK: Hold on! They run happily thru a meadow where an angry mob emerges chasing after them. We followed the kings instructions exactly. JEROME: Uh a little. GODMOTHER: Lets see. FIONA: Theres just one problem. GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you. Donkey runs over to a bush in the shape of a busty figure. DONKEY: ltll be better in the morning. Oh my dear. INT. Come here, little kitty. Produit par DreamWorks Animation , ce film pour enfant est une parodie de contes de fes adapte du livre illustr Shrek ! Harold looks down with a guilty look on his face. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Dragon blows a cloud in the shape of a heart. SHREK: Hell be fine. Want a taste? For five minutes. Well first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View src Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Later, the potion has dried up and Fairy Godmother shouts at the doves. She braces herself and Donkey makes the popping noise again. Aw, lets keep him! What kind of title is that? SHREK: Oh, you mean like sorting the mail and watering the plants? Harold scowls, Lillian is apprehensive, and Fiona cringes. He is surprised by a knock at the door, and sets the diary down. Fiona looks uncomfortably at the crowd who are all chanting "Dance! Be sure and use small words, dear. Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. SHREK: Thank you, gentlemen! When did this happen? GODMOTHER: Jerome, coffee and a Monte Cristo. Youre behaving like a. I know youre feeling bad, but you gotta let your own--. Weve got company! SHREK: Thanks, but weve got all the happiness we need. DONKEY: Hey, good-looking! Puss quietly cries and the clock bells ring. PUSS: Thats the Fairy Godmothers cottage. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. I just I just wish I could make her happy. DONKEY: But this is taking forever, Shrek. SHREK: It was all just a stupid mistake. In his surprise, Shrek drops Fiona to floor. He takes off his hat and sheathes his sword. Godmother addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress. Gingy groans and slides down the string. Whats in that stuff? Thumbelina? DONKEY: Shrek, dont worry. This time his arms snap off, still holding open the drawbridge, as the rest of Mongo starts falling back into the moat. We need to talk. Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. Shrek takes takes Fiona's hand and starts walking forward. Shrek 2 is a 2004 animated film in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres. Shrek: Oh, boy. PUSS: Amigo, we are off to the Kit-Kat Club. Harold and Lillian run over to Fiona and kneel over her. SHREK Oh, you mean like. DONKEY: Hey! My racing days are over! Puss continues to climb up and stop every so often. The king and queen stand with mouths wide open. Fairy Godmother and Charming stand waiting inside the room. The crowd gasps. Charming once again leans Fiona down in his arms and tries to kiss her. Theyre not like that. HAROLD: Well, hes not a guy, per se. Potions are put onto conveyor belts. Nothing, dear! INT. DONKEY: Thats more like it! Donkey comes running in. GODMOTHER: Good boy. Ill be your true love! Thick, wavy locks? CHARMING: Ah--do you think so? CHARMING: Fiona, my Princess. I implore you! DONKEY: You do now. But hew wasn't he was just unique. And thats final! no2004055143. Very good, then. [hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up] Pig : I see London, I see France. How about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball? Can I get a "whoop-whoop"? Everythings gonna be--. Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? SHREK: Gee, thanks. Already our minds are becoming one. Isnt we supposed to be having a fiesta? HAROLD: Thats not little! People fill the sidewalks and carriages fill the road. DONKEY: Mongo! Ladies! DONKEY: Well, I guess there is one thing Donkey drops the act and Puss jumps out from behind him, pointing his sword at the nobleman. Elsewhere in the palace, Fiona stops at the top of some stairs. PRINCESS TOY: Dear knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. Charming spits out the rose, scoops Fiona in his arms, and leans in for a kiss. DONKEY Yeah, and feeding . Shrek smiles. He lies down beside them. SHREK: No, you great stupid pastry! Just get this place cleaned up! Someone is playing darts with throwing axes. The room is completely dark, except for the moonlight shining through a window. Shrek: Trust me. DONKEY: He just went inside looking for you. OW!! HAROLD: Id hoped youd never see me like this. PUSS: (frightened) Oh, no! Shrek 2/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek 2, Shrek Shrek 2/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek 2 . A shadowy figure sits with their boots on a table. MAIDEN #1: Oh! Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. Oh, sweetheart. You got a puppy? A group of elves run in with rapid-fire crossbows and shoot at them. PUSS: But its impossible! Godmother holds out a business card to Fiona, but Shrek snatches it out of her hand. Ah. Shrek grabs Donkey and Puss and diver under the gate. PUSS: Finally! Shrek 2/Transcript; Flushed Away/Transcript; Antz/Transcript; Community. PUSS: Hmm. He quickly shuts it and looks over to make sure Fiona is still sleeping. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. PUSS:I feel a premonition / That girls gonna make me fall, PUSS: Shes into new sensations / New kicks in the candlelight, DONKEY & PUSS: Shes got a new addiction / For every day and night / Shell make you take your clothes off / And go dancing in the rain / Shell make you live her crazy life / But shell take away your pain / Like a bullet to your brain / Upside inside out / Living la vida loca. She pulls out a book titled "Cinderella". DONKEY: Hey, man, this dont feel right. HAROLD: But, but, but thethe whole kingdoms turned out to celebrate your marriage. You always need someone to do the back of your hair. 1 reference. Fiona gestures out the window at Prince Charming on the red carpet, who is playing up to the crowd. CHARMING: (calmly) Oh, about five minutes ago, actually (angrily) after I endured blistering winds! SHREK: Look. A crossing guard dressed in full armor brings them to a halt as a limousine-esque carriage passes by. LILLIAN: Ugh, you act as if love is totally predictable. HAROLD: I mean you cant force someone to fall in love! From up above on a catwalk, the three look out at the factory. And helping, a wannabe princess get her shopping done, our hero headed back to he king's castle for a good nights sleep. HAROLD: Charming! All I got in my room was shampoo. Follow the pretty pony! Or did someone let the cat out of the bag? Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. She picks it up to a page of a drawing of Fiona and a prince kissing. SHREK: Or maybe Fiona and I were never meant to be. I told you coming here was a bad idea. Shrek 2 Transcript | DreamWorks Animation Wiki | Fandom Wikis Advertisement 90 pages Explore Wiki Content Community in: Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts Shrek 2 Transcript Edit Handy helpers Stompoos Butterfly nets Wreaches Tweezers Band Constent Closepins Bicycle rumps Rocket ships Babies Roundups Elephants Ropes Jump ropes Donkey is walking behind Shrek, who is still carrying Puss. DONKEY: Say no more, say no more. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Script (first draft) Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript. HAROLD: Uh, darling. GODMOTHER: Ogres dont live happily. DONKEY: I know, I know! A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. I was just taking care of your love nest for you. And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. Gingy takes the key and runs across Pinocchio's nose as it continues to grow with each denial. Shrek 2 (Trailer) Prince Charming: Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince. He rides through a forest, snowy mountains and barren desert. Women can be heard whispering. Le film remporte un . SHREK: I mean, dont you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this? GODMOTHER: Ladies and gentlemen. So, um how about. 11. Shrek puts on the nobleman's powdered wig and his clothes, which are much too small for him. Book transitions to Prince Charming, wearing a knight's armor and red cape, riding on horseback. DONKEY: I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken. So thats it, you wont come? Carry on, Cedric. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Harold is pouring tea into two cups on a tray. Head em up! Id like you to meet my husbandShrek. DONKEY: Except for you. HAROLD: III cant. DONKEY: Ooh, got to be I think you grabbed the "Farty Ever After" potion. Shrek puts the hazmat suit on which only manages to cover his head. Look at what hes done to you. Shrek groans as he hears sounds of glass breaking and music playing. The bouquet was delicious. She gives him a reassuring smile, and he tries to return one back. Two workers are caught in it and are transformed into a clock and a candelabra. SHREK: Maybe it doesnt work on donkeys. Donkey jumps into the carriage and the driver starts riding off. Alice in Wonderland (1951)/Transcript. NOBLEMAN: Oh, you poor creature! A bubble is conjured, and Fairy Godmother appears in it. Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. A stream of light cuts through the darkness illuminating a beautiful but worn book. Ill be giggling to myself. The carriage takes off. Oh! DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. Now! Its in an enchanted forest abundant in squirrels andcute little duckies and--. Harold sets the tray down on the window sill. INT. Godmother continues to sing. And he gave you a hard time! PUSS: On my honor, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine. SHREK: Oh no, we usually prefer the ones whove been locked away in a tower! Ume-everything is accounted for, Fairy Godmother. SHREK: Sorry to barge in like this but uh--. Shrek is an American media franchise made by DreamWorks Animation, loosely based on William Steig's 1990 picture book Shrek!.The series primarily focuses on Shrek, a bad-tempered but good-hearted ogre, who begrudgingly accepts a quest to rescue a princess, resulting in him finding friends and going on many subsequent adventures in a fairy tale world. Puss stops at a row of potions kept behind a glass display case. O-otherwise Im up all night. Shrek Forever After Act l Goodnight Junior Shrek Forever After Act ll Closing Countertop (Fade back to Bob and Larry on the countertop) Bob: I feel like I always say this, but wow, Larry, that was great! 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